ms-maryjane:

kay. :3

mum: ohhh look how close jupiter and saturn are
me: do their orbits ever sync up?
mum: you mean do they overlap each other?
me: yeah. like, do they ever get ~intimately acquainted
me: do they dance the interplanetary tango
mum:
mum:
mum:
me: i bet they're only ever close to each other like once every decade or something
me: oh my god that's so tragic
me: i ship it
me: astrological otp
mum: you're adopted

Just smoke me out.Fuck me. Pull my hair. Spank me. & Feed Me.

stonerwithaladyboner:

yummy 

<3

Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.

smokelaughchill:

massiv3:

because yolo

because that’d be entertaining. :)

Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow
Morning of school: nvm